a mattress is a man's best friend

I picked my poison when I found you

Found you

Now we have something, but I have to

Let you go

Let you go, let you go

 

I don't wanna tell you what to do, I'm not that guy

But I was hoping when we spoke, it'd be more, more civilized

I'm not asking for the suit and tie, I'm asking for some of your time

I was hoping you would realize, you'd see the signs

It's you and I, not you and him

It's always us, it's never them

I wish that you could read my mind so you could see how I pretend

How I pretend, how I pretend, how I pretend

 

I picked my poison when I found you

 

And I'm starting to wish that I hadn't

I'm starting to wish that my mattress

It wasn't so firm

And you were never quite her

 

And you were never quite her

And you were never quite her

 

 

I picked my poison when I found you

 

And I'm starting to wish that I hadn't

I'm starting to wish that my mattress

It wasn't so firm

And you were never quite her

 

And we were never quite all this or all that, or anything

My whores are outsourced for many things

I'm all yours, if all yours means anything

I fuckin' wish that my mattress wasn't so stiff